First, it is terribly disrespectful to those who were given as burnt offerings to the Nazis in the first place. Great way to cull all the old, infirm and poverty struck Jews so only the best would move to the new country. So millions did die which served the Zionists well. By letting the Nazis do it, offer the holocaust of burnt offerings, the Zionists had a scapegoat and grounds to lay guilt on the world for profit and control for a long time. It has been done before and it is going on still.
Second. For us goyim even with scientific empirical evidence to deviate one inch from the zionazi party line of that horrid event can result in many problems as well as that silly useless call of antismitism. Yet here you are, doing this.
As with any culture, when there is low, there is reallllly low. And you, folks, plumb the depths. This is even lower than that How to cook a goyim cartoon. Which, btw, was quite handy when it came to writing about the stolen body parts issue. Low low low.
To see the cartoon, "How to Cook a Gentile" go to this article ~ THE HIDDEN NATION OF THE JEWS. I just reread that article while looking for the cartoon. I highly recommend reading it too. I would not change a single word of it.
Anyhow, here is the challenge as offered up in Heeb Magazine,
To be sure, false Holocaust memoirs are hardly a recent phenomenon (Next time, Art Spiegelman, do a little research ~ there was no concentration camp called "Mauschwitz.").
But in recent years, they seem to have become both more common and more crappy. It’s no longer enough to simply say you were in a concentration camp, like Fauxlocaust survivor Benjamin Wilkomirski.
Bad enough that these assorted frauds and lunatics should spew this nonsense, but do they have to do such a bad job of it? Have they no shame?
The answer, of course, is that they don’t. And so while the rest of the world may turn away or offer the occasional book deal, we cannot remain silent (much less offer a book deal).
What we can ~ no, must ~ do, is confront this dangerous trend the only way we know how ~ with a self-aggrandizing and somewhat offensive publicity stunt.
And thus, we unveil the Heeb Magazine Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition. Simply write a fake Holocaust Memoir recounting your tale of Holocaust survival, get it to us by April 1, and let us do the rest, which, in this case, involves reading your submissions choosing a winner, announcing the winner on Yom Hashoah (April 21) and publishing the winning entry in the subsequent issue of Heeb.
You’re reading that correctly. You could be published in Heeb Magazine, and who knows ~ maybe you could be on Oprah, too?
1. All entries must be received by April 1, 2009.
2. Entries should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line "Heeb Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition" or sent to: Heeb Fake Holocaust Memoir Competition, P.O. Box 687, New York, New York, 10012.
3. Entries may be of any length, but we should tell you that our years of watching TV have really shot our attention span all to hell.
4. Although real Holocaust survivors may enter, the memoirs themselves must be fake.
5. No erotic fan fiction
6. No close friends or relatives of Alex Trebek
7. We reserve the right to mock any and all entries.
8. We reserve the right to publish and mock the winning entry.
9. "Memoirs" shall be defined as a form of writing, not a collage, short film or interpretive dance piece.
10. Jewdar will be the sole arbitrator of entries, and will decide the winner. Don’t be too shocked if it’s Jewdar’s.
11. No parking baby. No parking on the dance floor.
12. No use of the words "tumescent," "engorged" or "moist," unless they are referring to cake
13. No previously published fake Holocaust memoirs
14. All entries must be the original creations of the entrant.
15. We are not liable for anything, anytime, anywhere, no givesies, backsies, FOR infinity
SO WHERE IS ABE FOXMAN WHEN THERE REALLY IS DISRESPECT TOWARDS THE HOLOCAUST? OR IS THIS JUST AN EXAMPLE OF TALMUDIC DOUBLE STANDARDS IN ACTION?
SO WHERE IS ABE FOXMAN WHEN THERE REALLY IS
DISRESPECT TOWARDS THE HOLOCAUST?
OR IS THIS JUST AN EXAMPLE OF
TALMUDIC DOUBLE STANDARDS IN ACTION?
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A
GOYIM HELD SUCH A CONTEST?
WOULD WE NOT EXPECT A LYNCHING
WITHIN TWO MINUTES OF PUBLICATION
OF SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL THING?